tfw I will never be rich enough to have a McDonalds Inside my house
- kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
- me: well lets see kids
- me: *throws dart at map of the world*
- me: hm
- me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
The Christian Weston Chandler Thanksgiving special, starring CWC and Myself!
I decided that I am going to be Renfield for halloween. Now I just need to make a straight jacket.