tfw I will never be rich enough to have a McDonalds Inside my house

  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

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The Christian Weston Chandler Thanksgiving special, starring CWC and Myself! 

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kampfer-amazing:

Not taking any chances

kampfer-amazing:

Not taking any chances

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preschtale:

logicgoeshere:

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

basiumis:

datjukebird:

condensation

Condensation

cream

The best are the shirts with sayings:

PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATEBAR
MOTHERFUCKER

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I decided that I am going to be Renfield for halloween. Now I just need to make a straight jacket.