at work today an old lady called me a rapacious hooligan
burned my popcorn last night and my toast this morning things are ramping up here
last night a customer put a gallon of milk on top of his rotisserie chicken and cracked the case the chicken was in and spilled scalding hot chicken grease all over my conveyer belt, scale, register, and me.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
I’m so hungry but i have no idea what I want to eat